TRACK NAME: Not Fair
ALBUM TITLE: It's Not Me, It's You
ARTIST: Lily Allen
PLAY COUNT: 8291

Not Fair - Lily Allen

There’s just one thing that’s getting in the way
When we go up to bed you’re just no good
It’s such a shame

booksxcrooks:

(◡‿◡✿) Slow sensual deep meaningful kisses

(◡‿◡✿) Lustful hands sliding down bodies with little tiny gasps of pleasure 

(◡‿◡✿) Tugging on their hair gently only to move the kisses to their neck 

(◡‿◡✿) Jawline kisses slowly moving back to their lips

(◕‿◕✿) Muffled kissing while getting the shit fucked out of them

itswalky:

urbaneturtle:

aneye4beauty:

Indeed, best and coolest GIF ever!

wonderful

i’ll allow it

TRACK NAME: Anaconda
ALBUM TITLE: Anaconda
ARTIST: Nicki Minaj
PLAY COUNT: 692658

rotatingfloor:

dopegaga:

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda

no really im serious nicki minaj repurposing a song about the male view of sexual climate into a destigmatized anthem of championing your own sexuality is the biggest thing to happen in the world of music in this century. im not joking this is the best song made in like hundreds of years

hurraaid:

I am laughing my ass of because oh man. I left for like 12 days to visit Wes, and so left my pets in the care of my parents.

In those 12 days no one saw the snail (at one point my dad actively dug him up because he feared Gil was dead) and yet

the night I come home

he’s out and about

I feel so loved atm omggg

TRACK NAME: Fever for the Flava
ALBUM TITLE: Hot Action Cop
ARTIST: Hot Action Cop
PLAY COUNT: 1791

destroyperfection:

Fever for the Flava - Hot Action Cop 

“And let me spin ya like a record wicky wickyLet me get you butt naked licky lick”

dailyamr:

Alice Madness Returns Challange: 3/10 Quotes

Everything’s better with bacon, don’t you agree? of course you do.”

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled